Classic Designs for the Modern Knitter

How do I do this?!

Today was my first full day working on Knitted Gifts. Let's see, all I have to do is design 30 things, knit them, write playful banter, sounds fun. So let's see, I'll pick my yarn...okay and then my brain explodes right about here for some reason. I thought this would be the fun part. Why is this hard? Maybe this project will force me to deal with my commitment issues... it's six o'clock and every inch of my room and the living room looks like this photograph. I think I made some progress today...